is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
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Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
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Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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