Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
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And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
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You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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