The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
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Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
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you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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