Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I intend to get homeless drunk
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You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
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Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I think my moral compass just broke
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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