She said her name was "party"
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
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Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
this just has baby written all over it
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
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woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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