its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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