This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
then he tried to convert me to islam
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Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
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I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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