If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
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I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
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I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Btw I puked in your glovebox
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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