you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
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Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
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First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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