I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
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just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
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You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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