There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
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So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
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umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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