Have you finally orgasmed yet?
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
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In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
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We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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