got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
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I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
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A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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