he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
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What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
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Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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