Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
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That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
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When did angry sex become our thing?
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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