Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
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Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
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Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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