I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
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That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
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I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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