I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
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My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
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I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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