Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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