I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
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They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
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Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
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