hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
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she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
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We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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