I can't watch pbs sober anymore
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
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Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
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If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
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