with your own penis?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
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shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
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My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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