girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
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We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
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eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
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Goodbee
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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