Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
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We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
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Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
They have beer where we have blood.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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