thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
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I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
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He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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