Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
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I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
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Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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