I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
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what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
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No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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