I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
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the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
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You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
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