you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
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WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I just want to make out with him forever
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
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Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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