your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
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My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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