Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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