everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
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I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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