i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
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The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
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The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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