Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
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I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
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If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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