Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Do you still have your period?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
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He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
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I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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