It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
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the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
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Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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