I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
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He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
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Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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