Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
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Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
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I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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