Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
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I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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