We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
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You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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