That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
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So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
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I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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