You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
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How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
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Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
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