Got a toothbrush?
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
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I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
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I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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