So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
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i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
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If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Help. Why am I so naked?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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