Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
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This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
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I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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