if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
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There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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