It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
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You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
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He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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