I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
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Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
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This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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