i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
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I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
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I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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